My Husband Left Me Hanging
I am not one to watch scary movies very often. The other day we were in Family Video, my husband and I couldn't decide on a movie we wanted to watch together so we decided that we would both pick a movie out. I picked this movie here and my husband wanted to start the Purge series.
Last night around 10:50 PM my husband wanted me to watch his scary movie with him. I told him okay, I will do this but… you can't fall asleep before I do. LOL He agreed and said, “I won't”
We watched the entire movie from start to finish and ended up finishing it a little after midnight. After that we went to bed. We were laying there talking for a minute and the next thing you know… He fell asleep. My husband left me hanging.
It was dark, dead silence, and I hear him snore. I'm thinking… Are you kidding me???
I'm the only one awake. My mind starts to play tricks on me. Then, I hear a noise. I whispered, “Mark!” I tried to tap his arm, only for him to snore a little louder.
Then… another noise. “Mark!” I said. NOTHING!
I calmed myself down. A few minutes later… I had to pee.
GREAT! 😯 You and I both know he isn't waking up to take my grown @ss to the bathroom.
That's when I grabbed my flashlight, a bra for a sling shot, and ran for it.
I think I peed faster than I ever had in my entire life. I hurried back to the room as fast as I could and jumped on the bed.
That's when he finally woke up. He was like, “WHAT'S WRONG???!!!!”
I told him, “They almost got me!!!!!” HAHAHA
With the most confused look on his face. He starts to laugh, pats my arm, and says, “Baby, you're okay!”
He lays his head down on the pillow and is right back out.
Needless to say.. I will think twice about watching a scary movie before bed with him again. 😛
“When your husband makes you watch a scary movie before you go to bed… and then he fells asleep!”
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